Friday, January 28, 2011

Hooped Hoochies?

There are things that one can't help but observe. Through my college years and my current tour as a bus driver, I could not help but notice some trends amoungst us females. There are 2 that are particularly concerning: perfume baths and hooped earrings.

Somehow, I think these girls don't understand what they are projecting themselves as.

To quote a coworker, "Why do these kids try to smell like French whores?!" Because they don't know how to bathe. They didn't shower  because they're lazy, but don't want to smell bad for the dude they're flirting with. It's even grosser if they don't  even try to dress up. Sorry, but no matter how much you spray, sweatpants and a greasy hair are not attractive... unless you're pursuing prostitution as a career option.

Nothing quite pulls the 'look' together like HUGE hoop earrings. I personally do not understand their appeal, but almost every hoochie I have known or met wears the largest hoops they can find. The closer the hoops are to their shoulders, the more their probable hoochiness increases.

Sad note: Most of the pregnant girls at the school still dress this way.

~ misfoijd

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