Bus Driving Has Screwed Me Up

Right now, I'm working as a realtor's assistant on the north side of Oklahoma City. Been working for a goofy fellow (Boss) who is practically family for the last month or so. Boss hired me when he realized how much he disliked paperwork & paper cuts. It's suppose to be a summer gig, but I need this to pan out for the sake of your children (and my spine).

++A Bit From a Recent Chat++

Boss: Guess what! ^-^

Me: Canada.  -_-

B: .......   o_o

M: What, sir?  -_-

B: .... What?  o_o

M: You said 'Guess what.'  -_-

B: Canada?  o_-

M: It's my auto response for when the kids on my bus say 'guess what?' ^_^

B: Now I can't remember what I was saying & you're not on a bus.  -_-

~misfoijd