Sunday, June 26, 2011

Chicken of the Apocalypse!

For a while now, I've had my hobo friend living with my husband and I. He came to live with us after a nasty divorce left him with only a bag of clothes and a laptop. Over the weekend, he went go see his grandpa to say "Hey!" and beat him at candy poker. When he returned, Hobo had a massive tub with him. Huge, lidless Rubbermade tub overflowing with crap. His mom had apparently resurrected the behemoth from the Harry Potter hole beneath the staircase. 

This tub is bursting at the seams with random crap that was only kept because it was thought to be  'Awesome!!' So far, I agree!

'Awesome!!' Items Include
+ George Foreman Grill
+ a CB without Antenna (mine now!!)
+ Iron Man Bobblehead
+ Patches for Boondock Saints & Watchmen
+ Comic Books
+ T-Shirts the size of Circus tents

But this was the coolest.

It's some form of finger claw with a SHARP knife on the back. As soon as I snatched it from Husband, I placed it on my finger and proceeded to stab every empty soda can within range. 

I was mutilating cans with a quick pecking action when I thought.... Chicken Armaments.

Imagine the poultry uprising. Farmer's son  (aka Chicken Kickin' Champ of Nebraska) goes out to feed the chickens one morning to be met with a flock of pissed-off poultry.

Link would never stand a chance.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Excuses, Excuses, ..... I'm a Lazy Daisy.

Here are the excuses:
+ May is the busiest month for me because of all the field trips.
+ After school let out for the summer, I ventured down to Texas for a week. Friend needed another pickup for her move back to Oklahoma.
+ Hurt my back while helping Friend move and spent the next 2+ weeks in a drug-addled ignorance which involved massive amounts of sleep and Mass Effect 1 & 2. Frankly, I'd wake to the controller in my hand, think I had nodded off for a bit, continue playing until I nodded off again, and the cycle repeated. I truly had no grasp on time. I had to have timers to wake me so I knew when to take my meds.

I admit it was nice to get rested. I admit I should have/could have posted sooner. I admit I have an addiction to sugar cookies and Coca-cola. Admitting you have a problem is half the battle.

COMING SOON: Comic/cartoon. Hopefully, there will be minimum of one a week as soon as my computer buddy interrogates my scanner into submission.

~ misfoijd