Ya'll?

Here is where it ends up: tales of stupidity, flexibility, and cupcakes. Didn't expect it to start the day after Christmas. Hell, I didn't expect a grand many things to happen to me. I'm hoping to share them with you soon enough. May throw in some sketches for flavor.

Probably should introduce myself. Mostly because talking to random strangers would miff off your mom.

• I have a name. It's a lovely one. Technically, I have 2 last names. It's one of the odd perks of getting married. "Here. With every purchase of a husband, you get a free last name!" Like most free things, it came with a boat load of paperwork. He's worth every paper cut. 
• Taller than most female.
• No matter how I try, I can't seem to find a job opening for my degree so I drive people around for a living. Love my current job [usually] and I'm damn good at it! 
• I have a mild cupcake addiction. Vanilla preferred. 
• Live in Oklahoma.

Now we're not estranged strangers. Progress! However, I have one question. Do I have to say 'Ya'll?'

~misfoijd